List of the funniest moments and quotes from Dragon Ball Z, including videos of each scene. The legendary anime series that brought you famous quotes like “Kamehameha!!” and “It’s over 9,000!!” has many funny moments, with hilarious monologues as well as dialogue between two or more characters. DBZ quotes can be epic to the point where you can goosebumps from hearing them, which is why we decided to take a look at these epic scenes in the show. Goku, Vegeta, Bulma, and Master Roshi are all included in this throwback post to some of our favorite Dragon Ball Z lines, but these moments feature other characters as well.
- Bring Me A Drying Cloth At Once!
“Hello? Servant woman! Bring me a drying cloth at once!… Woman, can you hear me?”
Vegeta throws back some attitude to Bulma after she orders him to take a shower.
2. Bulma’s Your Mother?!
In a conversation with Goku about whether he already knows Trunks’ mother, Trunks says, “She’s standing right there.” Goku, bewildered, falls down on the ground laughing and says, “Bulma’s your mother?!”
3. Krillin Throws A Rock At Goku, It Does Not Go Well
After Goku and Gohan spend a year in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, they reach a acquire new level of power. Krillin decides to test out Goku’s new limits by chucking a rock at him while he’s asleep, sure that his Saiyan friend will zap it into a million pieces without opening his eyes.
Goku, of course, doesn’t wake up and just gets hit in the head with a rock. Despite Krillin’s expectations, it was not very cool.
5. What’s A Goku?
During a showdown with Frieza and King Cold, Trunks says, “Well, sorry Frieza. But I’m cancelling your date with Goku,” to which King Cold asks, “What’s a Goku?”
5. It’s Over 9000!!!
“It’s over 9,000!!”After Nappa asks Vegeta about Goku’s power level, Vegeta responds with this now famous line while crushing his scouter.
6. Goku And Piccolo Go Fast And Furious
Despite being able to fly, Goku and Piccolo decide to tear up the freeway in a race during their driving tests. It’s hilarious and high-energy, and inspired by the savage line, “This is the highway, Mr. Piccolo, you don’t have to drive like an old lady out here.”
7. Oolong Wishes For The World’s Most Comfortable Pair Of Underwear
Before Emporer Pilaf can wish for world domination, Oolong cuts in and wishes for the world’s most comfortable underwear. A pair of women’s underwear instantly materializes on on his face, averting a catastrophe.
Interestingly, this wasn’t the case in the Japanese series. In one of the many instances of Dragon Ball Z being censored in America, Oolong had originally wished for, “some hot chick’s panties.”
8. Lick You To Death
“Coffee flavored candy? That’s my favorite! Should I chew you to bits, or lick you to death?
“Super Buu (with Gohan absorbed) says this to Gokhan during their battle.
9. Master Roshi Farts In A Dinosaur’s Face
In an effort to shoo off a flying dinosaur, Master Roshi farts directly in its face (and its mouth was open, eww), incapacitating the beast and causing all of Roshi’s friends to recoil in horror and disgust. A reverend martial arts master, Roshi clearly has control of all of his bodily functions.
10. No Sense of Humor
“Forget it! I won’t train anyone with no sense of humor!” King Kai gets angry after Tien, Yamcha, and Chiaotzu just stare at him after he jokes around with them.